Twisted Truisms
- Where there’s a will there’s a lawyer.
- A penny saved makes cents.
- Don’t bite the hand that leads you.
- You miss 100% of the shots eventually.
- The early bird gets shot.
- It’s my way or a higher way.
- He who laughs last didn’t get it.
- It’s like the blind leading the blonde.
- A closed mouth invites no fist.
- A house divided is a duplex.
- A journey of a thousand miles begins with my GPS.
- A lie told often enough is still a lie.
- A man is known by the company he works for.
- A woman’s work is never really appreciated until her man has to do it.
- All codes lead to ROM.
- All things come to him who is waited on.
- All’s fair in love and wrestling.
- Ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no alibies.
- Clothes make the MANnequin.
- Don’t beat a dead horse…or a live one, for that matter.
- Don’t put all your eggs in one biscuit.
- Taste makes waist.
- Hair today, gone tomorrow.
- HINDsight is looking in a REARview mirror.
- If at first you don’t succeed, sigh, sigh again.
- If you can’t stand the HEAT , stay out of Miami.
- Into each life a little pain must fall.
- Quit saying, “It is what it is.” It is what we make it.
- It’s always darkest before the dumb.
- It’s not who YOU know, it’s who knows YOU.
- Less is more….more or less.
- Let your conscience be your bride.
- Loose lips sink relationSHIPS.
- Love means you always have to say you’re sorry.
- Nature abhors a vacuum, and vacuums suck.
- Never say never….never.
- No glutes, no glory.
- No news is no news.
- No pain, no pain.
- Nothing is certain except death and Texas.
- One good TURNcoat deserves another.
- People who live in glass houses need Windex.
- Religion and politics don’t mix because you can’t separate them.
- The customer is always right in his own mind.
- Time wounds all heels.
- Two lefts don’t make a right.
- When the going gets tough, you’ve entered Louisiana.
- You catch more flies with honey, but why?
Shalom!
Dan Skognes