Twisted Truisms

  • Where there’s a will there’s a lawyer.
  • A penny saved makes cents.
  • Don’t bite the hand that leads you.
  • You miss 100% of the shots eventually.
  • The early bird gets shot.
  • It’s my way or a higher way.
  • He who laughs last didn’t get it.
  • It’s like the blind leading the blonde.
  • A closed mouth invites no fist.
  • A house divided is a duplex.
  • A journey of a thousand miles begins with my GPS.
  • A lie told often enough is still a lie.
  • A man is known by the company he works for.
  • A woman’s work is never really appreciated until her man has to do it.
  • All codes lead to ROM.
  • All things come to him who is waited on.
  • All’s fair in love and wrestling.
  • Ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no alibies.
  • Clothes make the MANnequin.
  • Don’t beat a dead horse…or a live one, for that matter.
  • Don’t put all your eggs in one biscuit.
  • Taste makes waist.
  • Hair today, gone tomorrow.
  • HINDsight is looking in a REARview mirror.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, sigh, sigh again.
  • If you can’t stand the HEAT , stay out of Miami.
  • Into each life a little pain must fall.
  • Quit saying, “It is what it is.” It is what we make it.
  • It’s always darkest before the dumb.
  • It’s not who YOU know, it’s who knows YOU.
  • Less is more….more or less.
  • Let your conscience be your bride.
  • Loose lips sink relationSHIPS.
  • Love means you always have to say you’re sorry.
  • Nature abhors a vacuum, and vacuums suck.
  • Never say never….never.
  • No glutes, no glory.
  • No news is no news.
  • No pain, no pain.
  • Nothing is certain except death and Texas.
  • One good TURNcoat deserves another.
  • People who live in glass houses need Windex.
  • Religion and politics don’t mix because you can’t separate them.
  • The customer is always right in his own mind.
  • Time wounds all heels.
  • Two lefts don’t make a right.
  • When the going gets tough, you’ve entered Louisiana.
  • You catch more flies with honey, but why?


Dan Skognes

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