My Corona
Posted in Funny(to the tune of My Sharona)
Ooh
listen to me everyone, everyone.
Everyone is losing their mind,
Corona.
Ooh your keeping us confined, so confined.
No
gatherings of any kind, Corona
Gotta find some toilet paper now.
Never
gonna stop, won’t give up.
Need sanitizer in the jumbo size.
Gonna shop. I’m not falling for the pack of lies.
My
my my i yi woo.
M M M My Corona
Come
a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my
eyes, Corona.
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Is the panic
really a necessity, my Corona?
Never gonna stop, won’t give up.
Need
sanitizer in the jumbo size.
Gonna shop. I’m not falling for the
pack of lies.
My my my i yi woo.
M M M My Corona
M M M My
Corona
When
you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
It is just a matter of
time Corona?
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game
in my mind, Corona?
Never gonna stop, won’t give up.
Need
sanitizer in the jumbo size.
Gonna shop. I’m not falling for the pack of lies.
My
my my i yi woo.
M M M My Corona
M M M My Corona
M M M My
Corona
M M M My Corona
Lyrics by Daniel Skognes
You Know You Are Old
Posted in Funny, Motivational, Relationships- If you ever called flip-flops thongs. Years ago my daughter asked me what I was looking for and I told her, “My thongs.” She got this horrified look on her face and informed me that they were called flip-flops, not thongs!
- If you remember getting your first TV. It was bulky, had a black and white picture, and got 3 channels.
- If you remember TV, movies, and music not laced with sex, profanity, or extreme bloodshed and yet they were classics.
- If you remember what you used to do before cell phones and the internet.
- If you had to eat what Mamma fixed or you didn’t eat at all.
- If they still had prayer and discipline in schools.
- If you watched the astronauts walking on the moon for the first time.
- If you remember where you were when JFK was shot.
- If you ever have said to someone, “Back in my day….”
- If you remember when Roe vs. Wade became law.
- If the serious behavior issues in your school were running in the halls, chewing gum, or talking too much.
- If your school or car did not have air conditioning when you were growing up.
- If you knew it was time for dinner because the sun was setting.
- If it seemed that everything you ate was deep fried, full of fat, covered in gravy, and mighty tasty.
- If a handshake was as good as a signed contract.
- If you remember when people stood for the pledge of allegiance and the national anthem.
- If your parents let you play outside all day without worry.
- If one of your first bikes was a Stingray.
- If you clipped playing cards to the spokes of your bike to make it sound cool.
- If you thought that marijuana would never be legalized.
- If you every played Pong, Space Invaders, Asteroids, or Pacman.
- If Etch A Sketch was your first computer.
- If you remember gas for under $0.25 a gallon.
- If you ever ate Swanson TV Dinners.
- If you don’t give a flip what other people think anymore.
- If people who visit tell you that the TV is awfully loud.
- If you know what this ad was about: “A little dab will do ya.”
- If you wondered: “Who were those old people at your class reunion?”
Shalom!
Dan Skognes